I need to set the record straight.
There has been a lot of misinformation going around and I can’t stay silent anymore. Many have given their account of what happened, but they’re missing key details—details that I’m about to share with you now. I was there; I witnessed it with my own eyes. Although, they aren’t what they used to be, these eyes know what they saw. You may think I’ve gone batty. You may think the years in isolation have damaged my psyche. By God, I cannot make you believe what you don’t want to believe. People who know me know I ain’t one to fumble words. They know I ain’t one to fabricate things. Over season them maybe, but who doesn’t like a little extra flavor added to their steak? People who know me know that I speak the truth. The believing part, well, I leave that entirely up to you.